For Immediate Release

 

 

THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES GET A XXX PARODY:

TEN INCH MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

 

 

(Woodland Hills, CA) May 6th, 2016 – From the radical dudes that made Strokémon and Game of Bones, comes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that will make you come out of your shell and reveal the secret of the ooze. WoodRocket presents Leonhardo, Raphallus, Dongatello, and Michelangeblow, the Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody is one of the wildest and greenest adult cinema spoofs of all time and it is now available to watch for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com!

 

 

“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990's action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That's the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.” says director, Lee Roy Myers.

 

 

Starring April O'Neil and Chad Alva, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter, April O'Neil, and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang, the Footjob Clan. Things are about to get dangerous and sexy and covered in radioactive-goo!

 

 

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody is free to watch on www.WoodRocket.com.

 

 

A Safe-For-Work trailer is available on WoodRocket’s YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Lu2LieQTA

 

 

WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, and pop culture, redefining adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star,  Topless Girls Reading Books, Fluff, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Game of Bones, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob's Boners, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket's content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Gawker, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more. Also, WoodRocket.com is free.