Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Tabloia Mailer #293478

Wow, fans! It’s been years since we’ve published any books (besides a few chintzy mini-comics)! It’s been over half a year since our last weekly mailer! It’s been four months since we’ve made any appearances, or even bothered to update our website, www.tabloia.com ! The economy is poor and the comics industry is suffering! IS THIS THE END OF TABLOIA??!!

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DORIS DANGER SIGNS ON WITH SLAVE LABOR GRAPHICS!

That’s right, fans! We’ve been dying to tell you for over a year!, but waiting for negotiations to be finalized! At last the contract is signed! Expect a 96-page, digest-sized (5”x7.5”) DORIS DANGER treasury, published by Slave Labor (that’s www.slgcomic.com ) this year! Be sure to write in and congratulate us, and tell us how proud you are of us! More soon!

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TABLOIA VS. THE DIABOLICAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE I.R.S.!

We’ve been dying to tell you for over a year and a half!, but waiting for negotiations to be finalized! At last the papers are signed! At last the story can be told!

At their most insidious and dishonest, the lying, bullying, evil I.R.S intimidated that Tabloia was a hobby and not a profession, and that Tabloia therefore owed $13,000!

Those criminal, %&&%@?!-sucking %&*#$-holes, in reality, owed Tabloia thousands of dollars! It took a year and a half of beating them off with a stick (and the most expensive lawyer Tabloia could find) . . . with the result being, those pieces of &%$!?&*$ had to eat our bagoo, pay out, and acknowledge that TABLOIA IS NOT A HOBBY! So kiss &%?$#*, you lousy #@!&-wits!

Be sure and write in and congratulate us on that taxing, hard-fought victory, against perhaps the most wicked force of evil the world has ever known!

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BABY ANNOUNCEMENT!

In the thick of all this Tabloia excitement and business, on March 1st 2009, Tabloia’s artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, had a second baby son! Be sure and write in to congratulate Chris, and welcome baby Boris to the Wisnia artistic hack family! You can look forward to meeting him at the next convention!

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WONDERCON MARCH 2009 UPDATE!

Tabloia’s artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, will be unable to attend last month’s Wondercon 2009 (see “Baby Announcement” above)! He’ll sorely miss seeing all of you and bitterly resents his family for this poorly scheduled birth of his son, so be sure and write in and let Chris know how much you’ll miss seeing him!

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APRIL FOOL’S ANNOUNCEMENT!

Tabloia Weekly Magazine doesn’t celebrate April Fool’s, fans! We think it’s cruel!

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See you soon,
Rob Oder,
Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
www.tabloia.com

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