A. Zombie Enters the 2012 Presidential Race
NEW CANDIDATE VOWS TO RESTORE ZOMBIES TO
TELEVISIONS EVERYWHERE
A. ZOMBIE TO ANNOUNCE CANDIDACY AT SAN DIEGO’S WESTFIELD HORTON PLAZA ON AUGUST 20, 2012, OTHER CAMPAIGN STOPS INCLUDE
DALLAS, ATLANTA, NEW YORK AND THE REPUBLICAN
AND DEMOCRATIC CONVENTIONS
New York, NY -- August 20, 2012 – The 2012 Presidential race is about to get more lively thanks to something quite dead – the news that A. Zombie, America’s first Zombie Presidential candidate, is entering the race.
A formidable third party contender for the nation’s highest office, A. Zombie is slated to announce his candidacy at a high-energy rally on Monday, August 20th
at Westfield Horton Plaza in San Diego. The candidate and his human
wife, Patty Morgan-Zombie, will then commence a cross-country bus tour
that will take them to six major U.S. cities including Tampa and
Charlotte, where they will bring their pro-zombie message to the
Republican and Democratic Conventions.
“My husband is someone who has dedicated his life and
his afterlife to bringing equal viewing opportunities to all
Americans,” said Mrs. Zombie. He’s the right man to lead the fight to
bring zombies to everyone in America, and he won’t stop -- even if it
kills him, again.”
The
A. Zombie for President Campaign is organized by AMC Networks, home to
AMC, WE tv, IFC and Sundance Channel. Satellite company DISH dropped
these networks earlier this year because of an unrelated lawsuit and is
now in the disadvantaged position of being the nation’s only major
television provider without these channels and their popular shows.
A
one-issue candidate, A. Zombie’s mission is to rally zombie fans around
the country who don’t have access to these networks and shows to find
an alternative television provider before the highly-anticipated third
season premiere on October 14, 2012 of A. Zombie’s favorite show, AMC’s
The Walking Dead, the most watched basic cable scripted drama series
among DISH subscribers, according to the Nielsen company.
At present, A. Zombie’s campaign juggernaut is slated to motor to: San Diego (August 20); Dallas (August 24); Tampa for the Republican Convention (August 28); Atlanta (September 1); Charlotte for the Democratic Convention (September 3 - 4) and New York City (September 5).
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