M.A.D. MEMBERSHIP DRIVE- WWW.ILLGETYOUGADGET.COM

In these hard times, it's reassuring to know that steady employment awaits someone with a heart as black as yours. The M.A.D. organization is launching a membership drive, along with a brand new website, in order to better combat that bumbling nitwit, Inspector Gadget.

Interested applicants should visit http://www.illgetyougadget.com

Once applications are being accepted, you will be required to answer several questions to determine your strengths and weaknesses. Upon successfully completing this application, you will receive your first mission.

If by some miracle you manage to walk away from that mission in one piece... you will not do so empty-handed. Just think, all these years you've been stinking rotten for free!






Join M.A.D. now! Evil is always hiring.